11 Things Meghan Markle Will Have to Deal With as a Pregnant Royal
1. A serious team of medical professionals will be at her beck and call.
2. Don't expect any privacy.
3. She must have at least two children.
4. She can't have a baby shower.
5. She'll get to give birth at the swanky Lindo Wing.
6. The Queen has to be the first to know about the birth.
7. She'll be paraded in front of cameras immediately after giving birth.
8. She can only name her child with an "appropriate" royal name.
9. And no middle names, either.
10. Cloth diapers, only!
11. But hey, at least they *both* get six months paid leave!