Arrr, so ye be wantin' t' go to sea an' ye don't be wantin' t' end up in Davy Jones' Locker. Then ye best be learnin' t' be talkin' like a buccaneer.
In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's an
English-to-Pirate Speak Translator
You can also plug in a URL and have an entire Web page translated to Pirate.